|From "Aristocrat's Joke" in The Aristocrats (2005):|
I shit in her mouth, it’s mostly liquid. It’s like a diarrheic thing. I try to include corn and things that will not break down in the digestive system. Peanuts, of course. I try to get a lot of solid objects so that there’s a little action too. It’s not just a stream of brown liquid. And it all goes into... I can hit her mouth pretty well. I do have one polyp - I have a large, kind of a hemorrhoidal polyp that sometimes throws my aim off and I have to... It’s kind of like Kentucky windage, but I usually get it. I can hear whether it’s hitting the hollow area of her throat.
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